Legally Blonde: work experience advice

Speaking to an acquaintance who went for work experience at the court, it became apparent there is a lack of information out there about court proceedings and formalities. Those being persecuted don’t have a choice, but for the rest dragged in as a result there is an air of mystique which is just not necessary when they already have such an important job to do. Having had experience on the other side of the courtroom, the least I can do is offer some minimal advice about what to expect from the judge and what to wear - the bits you can’t find online.

Clothes wise always opt for black and white if possible, avoid colour at all costs. For men wearing a black suit and white shirt with a black tie and smart shoes is an essential. Coke clean shaven if possible, it makes a good first impression. Ladies a long black skirt and blazer complete with a white blouse, or better still smart black trousers. Shoes wise opt for sensible black flats. Plain and simple is best. The colour combination will be what the legal team is wearing, it looks like you’ve made an effort and are taking the efforts seriously. On another note, wear silent shoes, no one wants to be heard stomping in.

Table manners are key. Don’t eat or drink in court. You can have water. If they provide it, pour it from the bottle into the cup, it’s polite and seen as good etiquette. If you take your own drink just be aware you’ll be asked to have a sip on entry.

Speaking of entry, everyone has to go through security upon arrival. It’s normal procedure and not quite as high tech airport security but the best a 2004 court room can offer. Bringing the least amount of stuff possible is advisable as you’ll have to empty everything into a tray which is sorted through. Same goes for coat pockets. If possible stick to the basics (phone, cards and keys). Perfumes and liquids which are not drinks, plus sharp objects will also be confiscated.

It sounds daft but practice the art of whispering. Lawyers know how to whisper and they do it oh so well. You want to be discrete and you don’t want anyone else to hear. The court will be quiet, so you want to keep the information between the necessary parties if you need a moment for clarification or reflection.

When in court only speak when spoken to by the Judge, or if in confidence with your representatives. Stand when the judge enters and leaves, don’t worry too much about this part as the usher will indicate when to rise and be seated. If asked to address the judge he is referred to as Your Honour.

Bring a notebook and a pen, if possible take note of what you’re hearing then you can talk about your experiences in a vague and non disclosing way in future applications. The art of note taking also shows you’re attentive and prepared.

Expect to leave court to get lunch most days, but it’s a good idea to bring a cereal bar just in case. You can fill up a water bottle in court too.

There’s more to be said about what to expect in court, but hopefully this helps for now.